“It won’t be a stylish marriage, they can’t afford a carriage”

All part of the cost cutting on the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Who cares that Kate will have to turn up at the wedding in a car (albeit it a very nice royal limo) It’s that the cheapskates have cut the wedding reception from a grandiose seated three course lunch with the finest crystal (and Cristal) to a BUFFET that irks me. Prawn Vol au vents anyone ?